More Insanity

A few weeks ago, the new guy who replaced FC at work told me I was moody and that he was afraid to ask me questions.
First rule of a new job: don't tell your superior, female or otherwise that they are being moody. WTF is wrong with him? Can you say inappropriate?
Second rule: don't speak! no really, this dude is driving me nuts. Talk, talk, talk all day long. BE QUIET!
Third rule: do your job and when I fix your messes, don't get all mad at me. I'm HELPING him and he gets all
moody and peeved that I fixed his GIANT mistake. Literally it was a giant mistake. 1301 mistakes. Seriously.
And he wonders why I am moody! I'm tired of sweeping up his messes. Get this, last week i was talking 'back'
to my manager and he came over after and he's like "you talking back to (REDACTED) is kind of sexy...." EWWW
EWWW! Wrong on SO many levels!
He's an ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! A few weeks ago, I told him not to change something, (I had already repeatedly told him not to change it) and I had to explain it five times, in five minutes. Then he said "Because I KIND OF like you, I won't change it!" No, FU$%ER, you'll do as I say because I'm your boss not your bitch. I didn't really say that. But I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts (mmm, doughnuts) that if i were a forty year old man this would not happen.
I'm not a forty year old man. I'm not telling you how old I am, but it is significantly younger. More than a decade.